Me saving my grades at the end of a term
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
*hesitates to comment on tumblr posts for fear that somehow it will offend someone and you’ll become that tumblr user*
im alive but only ironically
Have you accepted Satsuki Kiryuin as our lord and savior?
Mas Simpsons aqui