I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you clearly know more about
Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
no it wasn’t i made this up for notes
isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying. if people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 18 years ago